I suck at giving compliments.
- Me: Well, you're lean, and nimble...and supple.
- Him: Fucking hell. Supple? You sound like a serial killer.
Potty Lobster Mouth
- Him: You have everyone on Tumblr thinking I'm a potty-mouth now.
- Me: You are.
- Him: Now I need to watch my language around you.
So many tags. What, you want every c*nt and their mother to read it? #witty Brits #Britty wits #shitty wits #britty witty #shitty britty #shitty witty britty #britty witty titties #shitty witty titties britty
— David (when he noticed all the tags)
I just want to be witty like him.
- Him: You just take me for granted...
- Me: Don't be silly, no I don't.
- Him: Yes you do.
- Me: No, babe. The only thing I take for granted are grants. *laughs hysterically*
- Him: ....
- Me: *still laughing*
- Him: Fucking hell....was that your attempt at humour?
- Me: I'm just trying to be witty too. Practice makes perfect.
- Him: *sigh* Don't give up your day job.